The lovely days continue and Boomer is back on the A team!!
As we left for our destination these babies were in the next yard!!!
Went back down to Maple Bay and this hike...
Very lovely marked trails..
I could tell Boomer was happy to be back...
The views along the top of the trail were lovely!!!
Not a bad lunch spot!!!
This really is a nice easy hike and we both enjoyed out time back together!!
I like this...
Day 1 – I can do this!! Got enough food and wine to last a month
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who knew??
Day 4 – 8:00 pm – removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5 – Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited. I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “the kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1
Day 15 – Anyone else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
SIGN ON A STRIP JOINT: Clothed for three months
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well ...
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog... we laughed a lot.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Turns out my three favorite hobbies are: (1) eating at restaurants, (2) going to nonessential businesses, and (3) touching my face.
Imagine surviving all the unprotected sex to die of an unprotected handshake.
I feel like I’m sixteen again. Gas is cheap and I’m grounded.
Remember how we used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing a mask and a glove.
Stay Safe and healthy!!
Yashi Kochi!!!
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