I have spent the last day and a half taking it easy and recuperating from my hectic weekend soccer schedule and still fuming over that horrid female driver and how close to destruction I came. It just reaffirms my believe in doing things now and how quickly your life can change.
My friend Larry sent me this Mexican joke and those of you knowing the Mexican culture hopefully will enjoy this.
Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day.
Alice says to Frank, 'You know we could make a lot of money running our
own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico .
Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and
buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly,
more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had
finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to
give a demonstration, so Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord,
but when she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and
scratches. Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls
again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and
bleeding. Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up.
This time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken
bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, 'What happened?
Was the cord too long?'
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, 'No, the Bungee cord was fine ... it was
the crowd! What the heck is a PINATA??????
Have a great evening…..