Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Wednesday 25th September 2013….a busy day!!

That shiny thing in the sky was there when I got out of bed this morning and I had my morning tea on the roof  terrace it felt really good.

Went and played tennis this morning with Carolyn at her club we met another couple and had a good game just so nice to be hitting balls in the sun shine……went straight from there to poker and this time I won but only  50 pesos…..but not complaining!!!

Home in time to have a shower and get cleaned and ready for my class at six!!!

Another great class I think and hope that the students are enjoying the class and learning we get into all sorts of topics and they love it when I tell a story about my past.

A nice sun set just happening after class.

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After class I was invited to Karen’s for dinner..she is a wonderful cook and knows my strange eating habiots…two other couples were there and the food and conversations were wonderful……

So another day done……

to make you smile…

Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'  Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out of a spouse was $10,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.  Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Warehouse.  There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands.  As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.

Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:

 

 

 

ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco

Yashi Koshi!!!!

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