Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Tuesday 14 th September..a bit of everything...

I will get a reputation in my neighbourhood with

this car parked outside my casita all night!!





I have never seen this vehicle before and no idea why it is here, honestly, no I mean it honestly ðŸ¤¢


Every second Tuesday I go to Feed the Hungry and pick up 15 hampers, so kind of that organization!














Then went and picked up some amazing donations from two families, thank you so much!!


I went back to the house where the lady recently lost her husband and has a crippled son and we delivered a TV that another kind person donated......when we dropped it off I told them it had no remote and no stand so imagine how happy I was to see the TV working mounted on the wall when I went back this morning!!!





Love this new mural!!





Rain cancelled my tennis morning, not a happy camper🎾🎾🎾





Stay safe and healthy!!


Yashi Kochi!!

Monday, September 13, 2021

Monday 13 th September 2021....this and that!!

A feel good story we need one every once in a while..

WONDERFUL STORY Thanks Chris Stone for sharing…

GATE A-4

Wandering around the Albuquerque Airport Terminal, after learning my flight had been delayed four hours, I heard an announcement: “If anyone in the vicinity of Gate A-4 understands any Arabic, please come to the gate immediately.” Well — one pauses these days. Gate A-4 was my own gate. I went there.

An older woman in full traditional Palestinian embroidered dress, just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing. “Help,” said the flight agent. “Talk to her. What is her problem? We told her the flight was going to be late and she did this.”

I stooped to put my arm around the woman and spoke haltingly.

“Shu-dow-a, Shu-bid-uck Habibti? Stani schway, Min fadlick, Shu-bit-se-wee?” The minute she heard any words she knew, however poorly used, she stopped crying. She thought the flight had been cancelled entirely. She needed to be in El Paso for major medical treatment the next day. I said, “No, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just later, who is picking you up? Let’s call him.”

We called her son, I spoke with him in English. I told him I would

stay with his mother till we got on the plane and ride next to 

her. She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just 

for the fun of it. Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and found out of course they had ten shared friends. Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian poets I know and let them chat with her? This all took up two hours.

She was laughing a lot by then. Telling of her life, patting my knee,

answering questions. She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool

cookies — little powdered sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts — from her bag — and was offering them to all the women at the gate. To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the mom from California, the lovely woman from Laredo — we were all covered with the same powdered sugar. And smiling. There is no better cookie.

And then the airline broke out free apple juice from huge coolers and two little girls from our flight ran around serving it and they

were covered with powdered sugar, too. And I noticed my new best friend — by now we were holding hands — had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing, with green furry leaves. Such an old country tradition. Always carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.

And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and I thought, This is the world I want to live in. The shared world. Not a single person in that gate — once the crying of confusion stopped— seemed apprehensive about any other person. They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women, too.

This can still happen anywhere. Not everything is lost.

~ Naomi Shihab Nye


Now a funny story!!


 

'The Middle Wife'

by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved to show-and-tell. So, I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid,takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)

'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe.

They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there in the first place.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow, and returned to her seat.

I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's Show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!!

Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone laugh.


Stay safe and healthy!!


Yashi Kochi!!

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Sunday 12 th September 2021....I don’t

Know why all the celebrations over this win...



After all when I won the Bermuda Police singles title in 1971, no celebrations!!


Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!








Saturday, September 11, 2021

Saturday 11 th September 2021...second post of the day!!






After a remarkable evening, it is time to bring this live text to a close. 

Emma Raducanu, the 18-year-old who began her campaign in qualifying as the world number 150, is the US Open champion having stormed through the tournament without dropping a set.

The teenager is the first British woman to win a Grand Slam singles title since Virginia Wade's Wimbledon triumph in 1977, some 44 years ago. Come Monday she will be the new British number one.

She is also the first qualifier, man or woman, to ever win a Grand Slam.

It has been a life-changing few weeks for the star, who was born in Canada to a Romanian dad and Chinese mum and moved to Britain at the age of two. How lucky we are to call her our own.


Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!



Saturday 11 th September 2021................





Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!

Friday, September 10, 2021

Friday10 th September 2021....today

It was the men’s turn....again two great matches setting up great finals in both Women’s and Men’s matches...



Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!




Thursday, September 09, 2021

Thursday 9th September 2021...tennis

I watched history being made tonight....I saw two amazing young at her let’s destroy their opponents and move into the final of the US Open.....please google and read about heir victories!!



Simply the best!!!!

Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!




Wednesday, September 08, 2021

Wednesday 8th September 2021....a busy day!!

My first appointment this morning was at my physio where he put me through a grinding routine for an hour and afterwards measured my knee and the swelling is way down and he told me that I good to sign off from any more sessions and gave me icing and heating instructions for after my tennis and hiking.......I am thrilled to be able to be back on the courts and play my usual level after five weeks away!!!

Wednesday so it has to be poker and I of course have to win...today it was 175 pesos!!,

I go straight from poker to pick up Frida and we went on a nice long walk as this is the last time for ten days as she goes back to doggie camp, which I have been told she loves, I shall miss her!!

Finally I went to the small park where I meet my student Martha and we sat and talked for an hour, I have to make very few corrections with her conversation and we talk about everything, she is an outstanding student!!!

Came home and settled down for another riveting tennis match from New York...I think these evening matches the last eight days have been some of the most fantastic games and on the Women’s side an 18 year old English gal is wowing the crowds and into the semi final as is a 19 year old phenomenon from Canada!!!

This is my adorable SIL on a little adventure ion the Yorkshire moors, never thought I would see you on that bridge Janet??




As you see waterfalls run in the family, my brother Malc!!




They are enjoying a three day mini break, be safe!!!

Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!


Tuesday, September 07, 2021

Tuesday 7th September 2021...Yah back on the courts!!

Great news for me!!!

I was back on the tennis courts this morning after a five week lay off and I really did not miss a beat, I played fairly well and my knee was perfect!!

I did ice and heat my knee when I got home and then I took Frida for a walk and I feel really good!!

I have my final physio session tomorrow...so I am really pleased how well my body as healed!!

,

I like this....


Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!






Monday, September 06, 2021

Monday 6 th September 2021...form your own opinion!!

Unlike a lot of blog writers I in my 16 years of writing this I try to stay away from consensus topics.....but I just wanted to post this that I saw in the Internet...form your own opinions...

 

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I don’t ever post my opinion, more so as it’s a conflict of interest being a first responder, but this hits home.   This isn’t about anti vax/mask, this is about choices on where you take your protest and right to freedom of speech.  First responders and all the staff inside hospitals and patients shouldn’t have to deal with this.  Unfair and selfish. People had to get out of vehicles and walk to their hospital appointment just so they could make it on time.  Take your protest to the parliament building, run for MP if you really want to make a difference! But this isn’t helping the cause or getting support by blocking emergency routes to a hospital.   You should be ashamed.  

Written by a VPD member read on.  

"For The Safety and Freedom of the People Protest," edition.

Ok, folks. I have taken 48 hours and copious amounts of rum to relax and feel much better about life and my disdain for humanity. So here we go....

Sorry….is gonna be a long one.

So, as some of you may know, I like to work protests. I do, despite what many people think, like people. Not a lot of them, but a couple. And one of the things that people like, and have a true and honest right to do, is to protest. And I have worked all sorts. 

Anti-Olympic. Save the children. Hate the Nazis. Love communism. Hate the government. Love the hippies. Black lives matter. No lives matter. Save the whales. Eat the seals. I have worked them all. You know why? Because I swore an oath to uphold the Charter of Rights and Freedoms and one of those rights is Section 2..."the right to participate in peaceful demonstrations, protests, parades, meetings, picketing and other assemblies."

I will fight to allow you to do your thing, whether I agree with it or not. 

And then wednesday happened. 

What was supposed to be a couple hundred people who either don’t like masks, don’t want a vaccine and/or think that their personal beliefs are more important than those of anyone else, turned into a mass of about 5000 people who were adamant about a myriad of things. 

“You can’t make me get a vaccine passport.” “You can’t make me wear a mask.” “You can’t make me get a vaccine.” “I hate the police.”  “Wednesdays are the worse days of the week.” “Save Buddha (I actually saw that poster)”

I must stop for a moment and say this…..I am going to try REALLY hard not going to put in my own opinion about this here, because it doesn’t matter. That being said I am going to throw out a few facts before I get to the issue that really pissed me off…

1. You are correct. No one can force you to get a “passport.” But if a store, or business, or airline, or bar, or ferry company decides that you need to have a piece of paper confirming that you have the vaccines, they can deny you service. It is your right not to get a passport, but it is also their right not to allow you entry or service. It’s like “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” And, no. This isn’t like Germany in 1933, as I was yelled at. If those people didn’t have their “papers,” they were killed. If you don’t have your “passport,” you don’t get your latte. Is a little different. 

2. You are again correct. No one can force you to wear a mask, but, like in fact #1, if the above mentioned places require a mask for entry, you don’t get to go in without it. No mask, no service. And yelling at some poor barista or $15/hour 18 year old kid standing at the door of the Apple store just makes you look like a jerk and does not help your cause. Try to remember, that 18 year old kid did not make the rule. Some manager said, “Hey kid, stand here and make sure everyone wears a mask.” If you walked into a hospital room where some kid was incredibly ill and the nurse said, “Please put on a mask,” I bet you would. 

3. Once again, you are right that no one can force you to get a vaccine. It was funny that I saw a lot of people in the protest screaming “No to vaccines,” that were around my age and older. For all of you folks born in Canada before 1973, rub your finger on your left (usually) shoulder. That little round scar you have there was, strangely enough, from a vaccine. How has your recovery from small pox been? 

4. As for the anti-police folks out there……yawn. You bore me. 

5. I agree with you. Wednesdays suck

6. And finally, Buddha doesn’t need saving. You just need to be a better human

My only issue with this protest was that this group of people who put themselves out to be “marching for the people,” and for the “rights of everyone,” did not care about anyone but themselves. “My body. My choice.” Yes it is, but you are not the only one with a body.

At one point I was trying to direct traffic away from area of Cambie and W 12th Ave. These folks who were “fighting for the people,” decided to have their protest surrounding Vancouver General Hospital at first. I appreciate that these “social warriors” may not realize this, because none of them have ever been sick or injured, or know anyone who has ever been sick or injured...

 (sarcasm - ˈsÉ‘r kaz(É™)m - NOUN - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt)

...but the hospital is a place where people who are sick, injured and dying go to to stop that. To get better, to get fixed, and, if lucky, to not die.

But these protesters decided that hospitals, and the amazing health care workers who saved so many of us and worked their asses off under brutal conditions for a year and a 1/2, are the cause for the ills of their world. 

And in surrounding the hospital because it is their right to protest, they denied others of their rights. 

Ambulances and hospital transports, carrying sick, ill and injured people lost precious minutes and much longer trying to get through and/or around the crowd, if they were even able to get through at all. I doubt the people suffering in the back of the EHS trucks agreed with your rights to risk their lives. Also, there is a cancer treatment centre there as well. You know what happens to people suffering from cancer? They often die and the only thing that keeps them from demise and the terrible effects of cancer is regular treatments. These treatments and dreadful and brutal on the body, but it often beats the alternative. Through the masses of traffic stuck and immoveable because of this “protest for the people,” I dealt with no less than 10 (ten…TEN) vehicles with children or older folks suffering from cancer who were trying to get to the hospital for their required, necessary and life saving treatments. Trying to explain to a crying mother why their child can’t get to their treatment, while looking into the eyes of some poor kid who is terrified and suffering is not what I signed up for. But it was ok, because I was protecting your right to protest something you probably learned about from the internet. 

(See - sarcasm again) 

YOU tell that kid and his mother how important your cause is. Is your want to be heard more important than his right to live? “My body, my choice?” What about his choice? Oh, right. He doesn’t have one. He HAS to get treatment and you are making that difficult, if not impossible. I felt dirty and ashamed that I was protecting your “right to protest,” while you put the safety and, possibly, the lives, of these kids and elderly folks at risk. 

Then, as your "parade of hope" marched downtown, I saw something that completely destroyed my faith in humanity (even more than directing traffic…and that is saying something). 

At the intersection of Robson and Burrard St, I was on the south/west corner doing my cool motor officer thing when someone told me that a woman in a wheelchair had fallen over on the north/east corner. Mentally do a quick time line here. The woman falls over, this woman sees it, forces her way through the middle of this mass of moving people and such to where I was, then I work my way back through the crowd to her. Not long but probably a minute or so. It may not seem like much, but it is a VERY long time if you have fallen out of your wheelchair in the middle of a protest. Look at your watch. See how long 60 is. Luckily, I thought, there are all these people who care so greatly about the safety of others. By the time I get there she will probably already be up and good to go.

It appeared I was wrong. 

This poor girl wasn’t just some chick whose chair had fallen over. She suffers from dwarfism combined with a terrible disease making her bones brittle. She was still laying under her heavy chair as these throngs of “the peoples saviours,” walked by without A SINGLE PERSON stopping to help. I get there and this lovely girl had smacker her head and explained to me what I needed to do to help and told me the best thing was to just sit with her, leave her in the position she was in and wait for EHS. Which I did, of course. We smiled and joked. I told her that there were easier ways to meet tall good looking cops on motorcycles and she laughed and cried and said she will work on making a better first impression next time.

At that second she became one of those rare “couple of people” that I like.

As a couple other officers came over to help me as I was sitting on the ground next to her, people in the crowd started yelling at me to help her and to stop making jokes and s**t like that. Screaming that the police don’t do anything to help people. Guess what that did? Scared her and pissed me off. Eventually she was taken care of once the medics were able to fight their way through the mass of people to get to her. 

People?….not a fan.

Hang on…….mmmm, rum. Needed to take a breath before I wrap this up.

At the end of the day, if you want to protest what the government wants you to do, needs you to do, demands you to do, fill your boots. I swore an oath to protect your right to do so. That being said, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. You targeted the very health care workers who risked their lives, both mentally and physically, for you and all of us. Do you really believe some ER nurse or paediatric resident made the call about vaccines and passports? 

And in protesting the fact that you don’t want, or believe in, the available treatment for Covid, you put the lives and health of people unrelated to your “cause” at risk. What about their “rights to life?” Is your decision not to wear a mask more important that a childs right to get cancer treatment? You didn’t even have the common decency to help someone in your midst who needed it. If you are going to protest, do it at the Mayors house. I will give you the address. Or how about City Hall? You know, where decisions like this are made. Or, if you are really dedicated and serious about your cause, you should get on a ferry and protest at the Provincial Legislature……they make all the big decisions there.

Might be hard to get to Victoria though, since you need to, at the very least, wear a mask to travel on the ferry. 

No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service. Don’t you hate when EVERYONE has rights?

Go hug a health care worker and say you are sorry. That is the very least you can do. They deserve it. And go donate to the Canadian Cancer Society. After what you did, you need all the good karma you can get. 

Just sayin’

Thus ends  the lesson.


This is woke me up this morning!!








Stay safe and healthy!!


Yashi Kochi!!








Saturday, September 04, 2021

Saturday 4th September 2021....a bit of fun!!

Jessica sent me these photos of the children having lunch and looking at their new games..

I love this kid’s look...

Come on fess up...this is you too?????


Ok here is a teaser..


I did it first time....

Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!!








Friday, September 03, 2021

Friday 3 rd September 2021......hike then rain!!

I managed to get a great hike in this morning before the afternoon downpour...it rained so hard at one time a lot of the roads were like rivers.....I am happy to be home safe and dry and going to watch tennis from New York!,

Enjoy the photos as much as I enjoyed taking them!!









You don’t see many cow bells!!


Stay safe and healthy!!
Yashi Kochi!!






















Thursday, September 02, 2021

Thursday 2 Nd September 2021..delivery day!!

This afternoon I drove Lynn to the little community where this amazing young Mexican woman, Jessica, lives.
Jessica is instrumental in the huge project of helping stray dogs and cats in the campo.
In her village are thirteen children who when they have finished school at 10 am come to Jessica‘s house where she makes breakfast for them all.
Jessica is a chef and owns a small catering business so you know the children are getting good nutrious meals everyday.
We have collected donations and have been able to buy food staples for them and this is what we took out to them this morning.



The children are very special, well behaved and help with the cooking and cleaning.

Check out this little guy!!





There is a young man who lives in centro with his parents, his name is Nicholas and his passion is chess and two weeks ago he organized an on line chess tournament and raised over 900 US dollars which he wants to donate to children in the campo with the purchase of educational games and supplies.
So as well as the food supplies we took out some of the games Nicholas had bought as well as a white board....the kids were thrilled and I hope I can post the video that they sent thanking Nicholas.



It was such a thrill to see these children, eat, smile and enjoy some games!!!
Things are so difficult for so many people right now with what is happening in the world but if you are able to donate some cash or items that you do not need any more after down sizing I am more than happy to come and collect them.
You can contact me at
mexicokid77@yahoo.com

Took Frida out for a long walk later on and we managed to get through without fighting anyone...

She is gorgeous!!


I love this Granny!!


Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called ..his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.


He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'


She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.  Yes, I know you.'

 

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'


She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'


The defense attorney nearly died.


The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'


Stay safe and healthy!!

Yashi Kochi!!













Wednesday, September 01, 2021

Wednesday 1st September 2022...Rabbits!!

Make sure you said the required three rabbits today...


Well another story from today....


It was warm and sunny and I had a leisurely morning and then went to physio where they put me through some hard drills and proclaimed me ready to start tennis again......we agreed that I would not play this week but will play on Tuesday and then go back next Wednesday for one more session...great news.


Then it was time for afternoon poker and it was a win but only just, 50 pesos...but a win is a win.


Next I went to pick up Frida she is always so happy to see me what a great dog.....





So here the story starts we were walking down a very quite street and when we were about thirty feet from the junction six or seven people turn the corner and walk towards us...leading these folks is Wayne who does free mural art walks and obviously this was part of that group.


The next thing that happened is round the corner this very big brown dog comes a running, he is not on a leash and goes straight for Frida....it happened so fast I managed to get Frida behind me and I shouted at the dog and was ready to kick him....the dog moved back and then a man walked around the corner, part of the art tour, and called his dog and the dog went to him.


Frida made no attempt to go for this dog in fact she was a tad timid......as I said this all happened so quickly.


I went to the man and these were my exact words...’Sir you need to keep your dog on a leash in public places”.


His reply verbatim. “Don’t you tell me what to fu_ _ _ _g do you stupid bastard”.


He then came towards me with his fist raised..I immediately turned to my side to give him a lesser target and had my right foot ready to give him a very hard kick in his privates......I have played soccer all my life and I have a deadly right foot kick....


The man stopped a couple of feet in front of me said a few more swear words and turned and walked away.......he was a Gringo and maybe a few years younger than me and I really could not believe what had just transpired.


He is the kind of man that give Expatriates and dog owners a bad name.....Frida and I continued our walk and I was a tad upset at the whole incident.


When I got home I emailed Wayne and told him I was sorry to have disrupted his tour and he told me that after I left he told the man to please put his dog on a leash ....apparently the man shouted at Wayne and left the tour!!


We had torrential rains tonight and still raining bad I settle down to watch tennis from New York...


I like this..





Stay safe and healthy!


Yashi Kochi



Thursday 5 th January 2023…it was a great run!!!

 This was my first ever blog post back in November of 2006!!! With just a couple of days off I have written a blog every day since and I hav...