So Fred is having breakfast when his wife tells him that he forgot her birthday yesterday and that when she gets up tomorrow there better be something in the drive way that goes from 0 - 200 in five seconds, there better be or else.......so the next morning Fred packs his lunch and leaves for work, his wife comes down stairs and checks the drive way and there is a box there tied with a big red bow, she picks it up brings it into the kitchen and opens it and there is a brand new bathroom scales!!!!!! Fred has not been seen since Friday.......have a great day....