Friday 17th April 2015…..I hit the wall!!!!

Woke up at 7.30am after a good sleep but I have been bothered every night since I got back by the phone ringing in the middle of the night and then when I stumble to answer it no on there……anyway I felt tired and decided that I needed a day to do very little so I had an appointment down town and then came home and stayed put for the rest of the day.

I did some cooking and then took my lounge chair outside and read and snoozed for a while…then did some cleaning up and some trip planning…had a wonderful soak in the tub…put a nice steak on the BBQ and at 6 o clock settled down to watch a hockey game and now I am waiting for the second game between the Canucks and the Flames..did I mention my Flames won the first game…did you read that CROFT!!!!!!!

So it was an easy day and one I enjoyed…

 

Thanks Larry for sending this to me!!!

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish",

or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.

This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop:

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

Yashi Kochi!!!