So that meant tennis was a go and it was another great two hours and something happened during the game I have never seen before either in person on TV…..one of the guys was just about to serve when a medium sized bird flew and landed on the net in the center of the court..we were all amazed and just stood and watched…..the bird stayed about 15 seconds then took off did a small loop and came and landed again almost on the same place and then took off…never quite seen anything like it!!!
I then went to meet a man who is the manager of a local hiking group we talked and he told me of different hikes around the area and they hike Sunday mornings and I will go except this Sunday they are going to the park where I went last Friday.
Came home and had lunch and watched some tennis on TV and then went on the roof and relaxed with my book.
Really had a lazy afternoon and evening but still surprised where the day goes.
WARNING THIS CONTAINS LANGUAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 63 YEARS!!!!
> Sex and Good Grammar
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> For my grammatically correct friends...Remember this.
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> On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
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> After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
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> The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."
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> The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
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> "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
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> He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
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> When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
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> His wife was excited & began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
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> And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle......
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