Monday, December 05, 2011

Monday 5th December 2011…only my Family and British readers will get this one!!!!!!

 

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish
Jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with
Spade.

Realising his employer won't be pleased he disposes of the fish by
Feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
Attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps

With a spade killing them both.

What can he do?
Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.

He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and
Smashes the bees to a pulp.
By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because
Lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
Lion and says "What's the food like here?"
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps
With Mushy Bees".

 

TOO FUNNY!!!!

Thanks Beryl for sending this to me!!!!

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